Novelty restaurants always seem like a good idea at the time. Here we are eating at The Modern Toilet, where you can eat poopy-looking food out of toilet-shaped containers while sitting on a glitter-blasted loo.
Dan and Liz are the All-American couple. They are both smart, attractive, athletic, tall and blonde. They also both hail from Southern California and bring that "Can-do!" attitude to the dinner table. It doesn't get more American than that!
Matt and I are neither a couple nor particularly American*. He might know more Chinese than English, and I don't like sugar in my tea. Also, look at my shirt. No American adult in her right mind would ever wear something so silly.
I'm never eating out of a toilet ever again.
*This is a lie. If there's one thing I've learned about myself over the past few months, it's just how American I really am!