Not all candy is created equal. Dum-dums, for example, are not as good as Snickers bars. Don't try to convince me otherwise.
The Taiwanese have taken candy inequality to a whole new level. Here's a sampling of the stuff we've been giving our kids:
Center: Cola flavor
Bottom center, white color: Milk flavor
Green candy: Creamy Sour Apple
Blue candy: Mystery blue flavor
Pink and yellow wrapper: Yogurt flavor
Top, green and yellow wrapper: Creamy lime
Gold wrapper: Honey Flavor
and my all-time favorite
Right side, orange-red wrapper: Wax Gourd Flavor
Maybe I should hand out toothbrushes. Happy Halloween, everyone!
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