Blessings from Roadside America

Somewhere in New York along interstate 90, you can buy happiness (or at least "Feel Fantastic!") for a mere 25 cents.

I discovered the "Cologne at a touch" dispenser in the bathroom of the first rest stop on interstate 90 with a Subway.

If the photo is too blurry, here's what you do:

1. Insert Coin

2. Rotate knob to desired fragrance

3. Cup hand over selected spray nozzle

4. Push plunger firmly for desired spray

I can't help but wonder who developed this marvelous contraption. If I'm going to be in an enclosed area for a long period time, the last thing I would want to wear is perfume (unless I smelled truly terrible). I would especially avoid using "exquisite replicas" of perfumes that come out of metal nipples on the bathroom wall. There are some things in this world that I will never understand.